Showing posts with label bra shopping. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bra shopping. Show all posts

Friday, August 21, 2009

"You were born with two." by guest blogger, Saint Jerome

Hi there

Just to show that Sarah has her finger on the cup, I found this article today which she has insisted I post :)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/aug/22/rigby-peller-bra-lingerie

Enjoy!

Saint Jerome †

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

So, a mam walks into a bra . . .

I went bra shopping last night. Actually I went bra trying on because I don’t think I wear the right size and thought I might need a different cup size (these things are complicated you know.)

I stopped into one place on the way home. They only had one bra in the size I wanted to try on and that was a sports bra that could double as a turtleneck. The Town Shop is in the neighborhood so I decided to brave the prices and take a peek.

I go in rather overwhelmed by all the high-end, luxurious undergarments. I tell an associate that I need to get fitted and I’m taken into a fitting room beyond the “Ladies Only Beyond This Point” sign. Now, the last time I was fitted was about 20 years ago in the Lower East Side at one of those places where a little old Jewish lady literally throws your boobs into a bra and she magically knows your size before you even open your mouth because she has been doing this since the discovery of fire. (The mam-handling is worse than a mammogram, but you’re set until your next weight gain.) Anyway . . .

The fitter is a young woman. She listened and discussed what I needed, examined me in the poor, cheap excuse I was wearing, made a few suggestions and brought me some bras to try. She allowed me to throw my own boobs into the bra, making adjustments after I was all hooked in — this is too big, this is too tight, how does it feel?

One of the bras I try on is a piece of sculpture with moulded cups by Mystère that has no basis in reality. It’s the type of bra that looks as if it would bounce a few times if you dropped it on the floor. I loved it even though the cup was a little large. The price for this bouncy bra of foam and nylon? $75. My entire outfit of the day didn’t cost that much! Um, are there any bras this size on the sales rack? The fitter goes to look. I call Saint Jerome and I tell him, “I’m in The Town Shop wearing a $75 boulder holder!” He’s impressed and appalled at the same time. I hang up (I did NOT take a photo). The fitter comes back with a sale bra, which is $58 at 50% off. Doesn’t fit me as well as the Mystère. The fitter and I conclude that I don’t need a new size but a different style. I leave braless but armed with her business card and pretty much back at square one.

Now if I can find a little old Jewish lady who will magically know my size before throwing my boobs into a bra . . .